Pending Post
I haven't had a chance to work on the upcoming post yet. Work and social activities have kept me thoroughly preoccupied. I really hope to have it up as soon as possible. I want to thank you for your contributions to the previous discussion. Despite my rants and raves, it has been helpful and productive. I just like to get things riled (is that a word?) up sometimes when I'm frustrated. I will continue to check those threads for ongoing discussion so keep the comments coming. Hope your week is going well.
posted by thewalrus at 5:54 PM
20 Comments:
Well, all I have to say is...who's your daddy?
12:37 AM, March 24, 2005
So, a guy walked into a bar and flunked his exam, so he didn't become a lawyer.
I'm going to keep telling them until thewalrus posts!
8:13 PM, March 24, 2005
A lasso rolled into a bar and demanded a drink. The bartender said, "We don't serve ropes in here." The lasso said, "I'm not a rope; I'm a lasso." The bartender threw the lasso out.
The lasso straightened himself up, then contorted into a pretzel and tightened, messing up his hair thoroughly, then rolled back into the bar. The bartender said, "I told you we don't serve ropes in here."
"I'm not a rope," said the lasso.
"Well, then you're a lasso."
"I'm a frayed knot."
8:16 PM, March 24, 2005
An unhappy guy walked into a bar, but the bartender threw him out.
It was a gay bar.
8:18 PM, March 24, 2005
A mime walked into a bar, but the bartender threw him out.
It was a karaoke bar.
8:20 PM, March 24, 2005
A guy walked into a bar to pay off his tab but his bank account was on hold, so the bartender threw him out.
It was a no-holds bar.
8:23 PM, March 24, 2005
A guy walked into a bar and offered to trade a case of Nestle's Crunch for a drink, and the bartender threw him out.
It was a Hershey bar.
8:25 PM, March 24, 2005
A lactose-intolerant guy walked into a bar and threw up, so the bartender tossed him out.
It was an ice-cream bar.
8:27 PM, March 24, 2005
A bartender walked into a guy and the bar threw them both out.
It was an absurdist joke.
8:27 PM, March 24, 2005
A Catholic guy walked into a bar and the bartender threw him out for genuflecting.
He was crossing the bar.
8:29 PM, March 24, 2005
Thank you, thank you. You've been a really mediocre audience, and this is my worst material. I'll be here through Thursday. Today is Thursday. It's hard to get a good gig in this town. Unless you're a frog.
But seriously, folks. How do you follow thewalrus act?
You can't. Because he hasn't written his upcoming post yet.
8:34 PM, March 24, 2005
Darn milk box....
2:21 AM, March 25, 2005
P I C K L E B I L L O W . .
2:58 AM, March 25, 2005
Anodyne ... isn't that where the tri-wing trench bomber is manufactured? Or am I thinking of the oscillation overthruster? My memory's failing. I'm such a yoyo.
1:31 PM, March 25, 2005
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